#don't take them seriously

[flowers-of-tenebrae]

Some platonic ffxv headcanons:

Luna's favourite books growing up were crime and supernatural fiction. She liked learning about regional folktales, myths and superstitions too.

Meanwhile, Ravus as a kid preferred the historical and fantasy adventure tales. Y'know of knights, heroes and chosen ones.

Ravus taught Luna how to drive during one of his rare breaks from imperial military training. (You could say it was something of a crash course)

Noctis, if given the opportunity and he had no pressing responsibilities, would 100% rearrange his sleep schedule to catch a rare fish.

Ravus definitely jumped down from the top of the stairs at Fenestala Manor as a kid, but he'd never admit to it.

Luna's more likely to play as a character of a different gender in a MMO/RPG than Noctis. She'd relish the chance to be someone else for a change while Noctis, especially when he's younger, feels more comfortable playing a character close to home.

Older Noctis would totally be down to play as a GIRL (guy in real life)

Somehow, Ravus is the one with the most money in ANY of the games they play. (Don't ask him about his methods)

Bonus:

Ignis looks the best playing pool (out of the four). He's probably been hit on while playing.

Gladio is the first to buy the latest karaoke game. (He claims it's for Iris but it's not)

Prompto owns more rare trading cards than Noct because that's one aspect of life where his luck shines. He's lucky when it comes to gacha, prize competitions, claw machines - you name it.

(Noctis has average rng/gacha luck btw)

Gladio has the highest number of bowling strikes, not that anyone is keeping count.

They all play that squid-octopus splat game together. It's PVP time baby.

No one wants to play mahjong. They watch a movie instead. (Well, Ignis would play but only with other serious players. Wait, that's Ravus. Ignis joins Biggs, Wedge and Ravus' mahjong sessions)

Overcooked teams: Gladio/Noctis vs. Ignis/Prompto

[rttnpnkpmpkn]

They show up on your porch and greeted you with,"Let's Talk about our Lord and Savior!" wyd?

I was inspired after listening to this on Spotify lol

[c28hunter]

Day 40 of random thoughts

8 characters, 5 hcs each, LETS GO

EAGLE EYE <3

- proud ace, who actually figures out that it had a name in his late 20's

- the one functioning braincell of the defenders trio

- FANTASTIC COOK, the food he makes is like Ambrose

- has a collection of post stamps from all around the world

- has a habit of blaming North for every minor problem in the defenders trio (he's usually right)

Automatic

- his ancestors were from Argentina

- his parents didn't want him to play football

- chairs enjoyer

- when he doesn't play football, raps and dances (he's good, has an album better than Cool Joe's)

- wears sweatpants at home

Cool Joe 🥶🥶🥶

- guys it's a wig

- you can kill with his comb (if you manage to take it out)

- hates pickles

- used to have a parrot

- he had a crush Marlin Monroe

Riano

- tried many hairstyles in his youth and whenever it wasn't working he got depressed a d didn't go to school

- stares at people who don't wear brnad clother

- afraid of spiders

‐ has a weak head and when he's drunk he starts to sing (poorly)

- once accidentally flashed his phone in the toilet while taking selfies

Liquido

- advertised colgate

- actually has nice teeth

- used to have a puffer fish named Mikro-Makro

- didn't finish school (good for him)

- likes clean spaces

El Matador

- straight man TM

- listens to ABBA

- sometimes wears two ponytails (no photo available)

- tried making art (failed) (critics said no)

- meditates. Rarely. When stressed

Dooma

- taking away his kebab equals death

- three therapists needed therapy afterwards

- German ancestors be like (that's the anger issues) (I'm not for this one)

- calms down when covers his head with a pillow (screams) (the least destructive thing he does)

- plays very complicated music pieces on a piano (it sometimes dies)

Twisting Tiger

- tried all the Asian martial arts (succeeded at most)

- has a panda plushie (his parents didn't want to buy a real one)

- worked at Miko's uncle's Chinese restaurant (if you know you know)

- doesn't have a dog

- has a Lego Ninjago pyjama

[forzafinally]

Stop perceiving them omg 🧿🧿🧿

[crabussy]

"dolphins are completely evil" I actually don't think we should assign human morality to animals with no concept of law or civilisation with an intelligence roughly equating to that of a toddler

[roninkairi]

You can only reblog this today.*

*PLEASE READ THE TAGS

[coddda]

I wish we could have met in some other way.

Lawlight Week Day 2: Soulmates

If you saw me repost and re-edit this several times uh No you didn't </3

Still frames/Individual gifs:

If you know what every frame is from you get a free cookie. by the way

[estragonsgayass]

[theabigailthorn]

British producers be like: THEM: "We love this! Let us put our heads together and get back to you early next week!" SIX MONTHS LATER UNPAID INTERN FOR THAT COMPANY: "Everyone you spoke to has been sacked, we hate you fuck off."

American producers be like:

THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON YOU'VE EVER MET: Hey kiddo do you wanna meet The Rock? Do you wanna meet Margot Robbie? Do you want to fuck my wife? I can't give you a job but gosh darn it you've got moxxy, let me put you in touch with Doug Bigcheese, the biggest producer in Hollywood! DOUG BIGCHEESE, EMAILING YOU BACK WITHIN 20 MINUTES: Hey kiddo, that guy said you're awesome! Lemme ask round town and in the meantime you can live in my house borrow my car and by the way have you met my wife?!

[vibinginthebg]

Still trying to find how to draw them ✨

[izzymarksthespot]

Both are correct lol

[zhukzucraft]

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Skizz: We're gonna crush it! You'll see! We just need to get back in that cave, get into the Nether portal-

Mumbo: -the what-

Skizz: -and we'll be set for the whole game! Just you trust me on this!

Mumbo: Err, I don't think it's safe to do that right now, actually.

Skizz: Why not?

Joe: Yoo hoo! Over here, lovebirds!

Joe: Looking for a place to safely spend the night after losing everything but each other?

Joe: Well look no further than the patented Hunker Down Bunker!

Joe: By the way, the matching suits are a great touch. You two look like you came here straight from your wedding!

Skizz: Oh haha you're so right dude, we do!

Mumbo: a-

Mumbo: it's-

Mumbo: Could you not?? say it like that??

Skizz: So, puppet guy, are there any king size beds for our wedding night down in that bunker?

Joe: No, the sheep seem to have gone extinct, but we have some mighty comfortable stone!

Mumbo: I wish the zombies would hurry up and end this already.

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Start Over -- Go Back

[chalkrub]

thank you for a great art fight! here's some of my final attacks. had a blast, already missing it - see you next year!

[marypsue]

Man, it's cool and all if you see a metaphor for marginalisation in the monstrous, and if you want the power fantasy of 'what if you could just eat anybody who threatened you/pissed you off'. Me too.

However, as soon as you start saying 'no, these monsters are a 1:1 on Specific Marginalised Group, and you have to treat them in the fiction like they are directly representative of real human members of the marginalised group', BUT you also, in the fiction, make them hurt/kill/eat humans? And then try to shame me, your audience, for noticing or engaging with the bit where they kill people, because you made them directly representative of a real-world marginalised group? You have lost me, and also, I think, the plot.

[asbestos-11]

they're so sick and disgusting, i need to shoot them on sight (said lovingly)

reblogs highly encouraged *cocks gun*

[enduracarrotchips]

out of touch ...